Of course, if you ever do, be sure to ask her what planet she comes from. It might just be in a nearby galaxy that won't eat up all your frequent flyer miles.
In the meantime, however, you might enjoy some of my posts on the subject:
Dealing with Weighty Matters
Do I Look Fat in This?
EKE!! I Had That Swimsuit Nightmare Again!
From my FAQ Files –Tips on Battling Blogger Butt
Livin’ Large and Lovely !
Slits and Fishtails – The Curvy Gals Best Friends