Saturday, February 9, 2019

Don’t Be Boring !!

It’s my birthday month.  As you all know by now, since February is the shortest month of the year, I reserve the right to celebrate my birthday all month long, and I do.  It’s only fair, n’est-ce pas?  What isn’t fair is that I am now officially in my late sixties and, yes, age has left its calling card, but I have not yet invited him in. 




But It Should Look Effortless!!
I am, however, unable to prevent the inundation via email of ads for walk-in baths, hearing aids, retirement communities, Depends and Silver Singles.  No matter how young I still feel, the marketing industry has clearly targeted me for creeping decrepitude, to which I say “Hah! Hah! Hah! And Hah!”  Want to sell me those things?  You have to catch me first. 


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