You’ve got a hot date with that cute new Tom in the neighborhood.
You find something 'festive' to slip into.
Hmm. Seems a tad small, but you're SURE it’s your size.
When was the last time you wore it?
Oh, yes, when your youngest brought home his first big, juicy mouse.
You were so proud!
O.K…..let’s try another approach. Maybe that’ll work.
Nope, no good.
O.K…..let’s try another angle.
Maybe it’s the mirror. They always add 10 pounds
.......or is that the camera?
O.K……let’s look at this from another perspective.
O.K……so it’s a little tight.
What’s that? Try a larger size? Just a suggestion?
How 'bout I suggest something in your shoe!
O.K……….. Deep Breath! I’m IN!
O.K..….. tell me the truth.
Do I look fat in this?
So, who died and made you Anna Wintour?
Unfortunately, the source for these delightful photos is unknown; the captions are mine. A big merci beaucoup to Jennifer of A Well Styled Life for her invaluable input.